July 7, 1994: Cosmic Debris @ Homers

From: KELVIN::MORGAN

THe HOMERS improved their record and beautified the Universe by collecting the Cosmic Debris, 16 to 3. The line score was:

    Cosmic Debris  1  0  0  0  1  1  0      3
    HOMERS         1  3  0  6  0  6  x     16
The HOMERS attack was well balanced, with every HOMER collecting at least one hit and scoring at least one run. Playing for the HOMERS were: Jeff (1b), Amy (of), Tim (ss), Beth (3b), Richard (p), Laurie (c), Ron (of), honorary HOMER Karen (2b), and Jesus (of). The HOMERS played the entire game with only 9 players, which didn't matter much since the Cosmic Refuse deposited most of their offensive trash near the pitcher's mound. Richard gets defensive honors for participating in more than 1/3 of all put-outs, including 5 in a row at one point. Offensive honors are shared between Ron who went 3 for 4 with 2 homers and Beth who went 4 for 5. Richard also pounded a 'tater. Laurie gets officiating honors for learning to call fair and foul balls from behind the plate.

The next game is Wednesday, 7/13, at Pasadena High School against the Wild Turkeys. Please let Richard or Jeff know if you won't be able to make it.